bekyarov: Българин, американец, германец и турчин се качили на един небостъргач. - За Америка ! - казал американецът, скочил и умрял. - За Германия !

Вход

Начало Потребители Групи

Следващ пост Профил на bekyarov Предишен пост

bekyarov

Българин, американец, германец и турчин се качили на един небостъргач. - За Америка ! - казал американецът, скочил и умрял. - За Германия ! - казал германецът,

Aug 23 2011, 14:57

Коментари

bekyarov

- За България ! - казал българина,и бутнал турчина !

Aug 23 2011, 14:57

sown

Това скоро един колега от турски произход ми го разправя

Aug 23 2011, 14:59

Споделено от

Facebook

DB Queries: 15 (0.0065s) | CACHE Queries: 23 (0.0027s) | Script Execution Time: 0.012 | Memory usage: 0.98MB | Server Load Average: 0.56, 0.47, 0.46

0.00024	SELECT user_id FROM posts_comments_mentioned WHERE comment_id="42994" LIMIT 1
0.00024	SELECT user_id FROM posts_comments_mentioned WHERE comment_id="42986" LIMIT 1
0.00029	SELECT user_id FROM posts_comments_mentioned WHERE comment_id="42926" LIMIT 1
0.00042	SELECT * FROM posts_comments WHERE post_id="1393459" ORDER BY id ASC
0.00049	SELECT * FROM posts WHERE id<"1393520" AND user_id="6135" ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT 1
0.00032	SELECT id, type, data FROM posts_attachments WHERE post_id="1393540" LIMIT 1
0.00036	SELECT * FROM posts WHERE id>"1393520" AND user_id="6135" ORDER BY id ASC LIMIT 1
0.00032	SELECT id FROM groups WHERE is_public=0
0.00037	SELECT * FROM users_details WHERE user_id="10432" LIMIT 1
0.00041	SELECT * FROM users WHERE id="10432" LIMIT 1
0.00034	SELECT user_id FROM posts_reshares WHERE post_id="1393520" ORDER BY id DESC LIMIT 2
0.00041	SELECT * FROM posts_comments WHERE post_id="1393520" ORDER BY id ASC
0.00034	SELECT * FROM posts WHERE id="1393520" LIMIT 1
0.00031	SELECT * FROM settings
0.00159	CONNECT 49.12.223.183:9906

0.00012	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:16279	object
0.00011	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:6742	object
0.00015	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:15535	object
0.00014	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:2628	object
0.00017	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:153	object
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,group_invited_members:365	array
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,groupid:365	object
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,group_invited_members:358	array
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,groupid:358	object
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,group_invited_members:343	array
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,groupid:343	object
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,group_invited_members:240	array
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,groupid:240	object
0.00009	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,group_invited_members:221	array
0.00009	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,groupid:221	object
0.00008	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,group_invited_members:132	array
0.00013	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,groupid:132	object
0.00013	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:38	object
0.00019	SET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:10432	TRUE
0.00012	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:10432	FALSE
0.00016	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:7759	object
0.00031	GET	f5dad\|1000\|n:1,userid:6135	object
0.00001	CONNECT	172.20.0.6:11211	TRUE