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LoveCappuchino

много,много кофти :д

Feb 16 2012, 22:22

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mitternacht

Имаше един виц... една девойка си вървяла през нощта по улицата. Някакъв се приближил и и казал- сега ще те изнасиля! Тя била с пола, повдигнала си полата...

Feb 16 2012, 22:27

mitternacht

...и казала: Добре! Тогава злодея си смъкнал панталоните. Изводът какъв е? С повдигната пола се бяга много по-лесно отколкото със смъкнати панталони!

Feb 16 2012, 22:28

LoveCappuchino

.......................... :д

Feb 16 2012, 22:29

mitternacht

не че е много по темата де :Д Иначе дамм... шит хепънс :Д

Feb 16 2012, 22:30

pacopetkov

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и още един виц http://run.bg/842000

Feb 16 2012, 22:33

LoveCappuchino

:ддд

Feb 16 2012, 22:34

mitternacht

"Вчера пиян руски турист преби армията на Люксембург"

Feb 16 2012, 22:36

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