_e7: Погребение. След словото свещеникът пита вдовицата: - Искаш ли да го целунеш преди да го вкараме? Опечалената избухва в ридания:

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Погребение. След словото свещеникът пита вдовицата: - Искаш ли да го целунеш преди да го вкараме? Опечалената избухва в ридания: - И той все така ми казваше...

Jul 24 2013, 18:00

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@Nona кефи се

Jul 24 2013, 18:00

Nona

нов виц за бирено време, благодаря ;д

Jul 24 2013, 20:38

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