CarreraGT

CarreraGT

Кроасанът изобщо не ми е вкусен без кафе

1 коментар · May 06 2011, 11:24 · Сподели

CarreraGT

"Дал бог живот и здраве!" е наистина подходящ слоган за нашата здравноосигурителна система.

Коментирай · May 03 2011, 14:28 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Най-яката песен

3 коментара · Apr 29 2011, 18:26 · Сподели

CarreraGT

"a gross-out comedy that is more gross than comic" - това е най-доброто определение за американските комедии

3 коментара · Apr 27 2011, 16:02 · Сподели

CarreraGT

"Everyone thinks their opinion matters. Don't argue with a nobody. A farmer doesn't bother telling a pig his breath smells like shit." - shitmydadsays

Коментирай · Apr 27 2011, 12:29 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Тъкмо довърших "18% сиво" - едновременно много слаба и много силна. Ще ми се да нямаше толкова много цинични и грозни сцени, за да я харесам истински.

3 коментара · Apr 26 2011, 15:39 в Книги · Сподели

CarreraGT

Защо са му на Хеликон две книжарници в Пловдив, като и двете ще са на главната...

3 коментара · Apr 21 2011, 16:21 · Сподели

CarreraGT

"Youth would be an ideal state if it came a little later in life." – Herbert Henry Asquith

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 11:00 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Bored.

Коментирай · Apr 02 2011, 12:15 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Простотия след простотия. Откъде мога да знам още от сега кога ще ми трябва да ползвам отпуск до края на годината?

3 коментара · Mar 29 2011, 11:52 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Прес-рилийз в служебната ми поща: "Министър Найденов заряза праскови в Царацово"

... е, не мога повече, зарязвам и аз... работата.

1 коментар · Mar 24 2011, 12:55 · Сподели

CarreraGT

When you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut

Коментирай · Mar 24 2011, 12:47 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Добра идея

1 коментар · Mar 24 2011, 12:06 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Поправете ме, ако греша, но си мислех, че смисълът на куриерските фирми е да ти доставят пратката до вратата, а не да ти я връчват от колата си...

6 коментара · Mar 23 2011, 14:00 · Сподели

CarreraGT

Тези американци вече хептен изтъпяха. Някаква песен, в която 13-годишен келеш изрежда дните от седмицата и се чуди на коя седалка да седне!?

3 коментара · Mar 22 2011, 19:14 · Сподели

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