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funkoff

Следобено кафенце с бадемчета в кантората

Коментирай · Oct 06 2009, 16:13 · Сподели

funkoff

Криза.

Коментирай · Sep 03 2009, 14:58 · Сподели

funkoff

днес - както казал шопът – работата и у сутиен да ми я турат, па нема да я пипнем!

Коментирай · Aug 21 2009, 10:08 · Сподели

funkoff

На плажа ми харесват жените... и малко пясъкът

Коментирай · Aug 18 2009, 17:44 · Сподели

funkoff

nikoga ne spirai da opitvash i nikoga ne opitvai da spresh!

Коментирай · Aug 17 2009, 12:31 · Сподели

funkoff

търсиш ли любов намираш секс, търсиш ли секс не намираш нищо

Коментирай · Aug 09 2009, 12:47 · Сподели

funkoff

heart breaker, soul-shaker

Коментирай · Jul 30 2009, 14:35 · Сподели

funkoff

идва ми да запея Ода на радостта, но не и знам текста

Коментирай · Jul 26 2009, 13:49 · Сподели

funkoff

FinalCountdown BestOfThe90's po VH1

Коментирай · Jul 23 2009, 21:14 · Сподели

funkoff

защо дамските тампони се казват „always”, а не"sometimes"

Коментирай · Jul 21 2009, 21:20 · Сподели

funkoff

Кой има най-много сухо, он че е пръв.

Коментирай · Jul 10 2009, 21:01 · Сподели

funkoff

къпят се тези, които ги мързи да се чешат!

Коментирай · Jul 08 2009, 16:25 · Сподели

funkoff

Терминаторът се наведе в банята, за да си вдигне сапуна, и тогава се появи системното съобщение: "Внимание! Включено е ново устройство!!!

Коментирай · Jul 08 2009, 13:55 · Сподели

funkoff

след малко тръгвам към София.

Коментирай · Jun 25 2009, 23:12 · Сподели

funkoff

съвременен прочит на класическо произведение

Коментирай · Jun 25 2009, 16:18 · Сподели

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