engise
My mother said to me, if you are a soldier, you will become a general. If you are a monk, you will become the Pope. Instead I was a painter, and became Picasso.
engise
Life’s a laugh and death’s a joke, it’s true. You’ll see it’s all a show, keep ‘em laughing as you go, just remember that the last laugh is on you.
belushka20
Pikachu used tackle! It's super effective!
belushka20
People are doing something with their lives and I'm just sitting here on my dog, scuffling with it.
notexist
Ще трябва да почна да си ползвам туитъра ;д
sickornot
If I ruled the earth Id sail ships over seas untill sundown then Id return to walk these streets alone
specter
Изгониха ни от лекция, защото някой се е обадил, че в университета има бомба... WTF ?!?!?
belushka20
When you see it......... look VERY carefully!
belushka20
Въпрос на деня : Кои са ви кофтите страни?
nemesys
Само в България може да пътуваш в 20 годишен OPEL, докато обсъждате недостатъците на последния модел на Mercedes
aviatrix
ВТФ? званяха ми за някаква анкета за зимни гуми ... i don't even have a driver's licence ..