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bgdn

#FML

4 коментара · Dec 07 2014, 17:35 · Сподели

dilana

@notexist Fuck me loud

3 коментара · Nov 30 2014, 12:15 · Сподели

aviatrix

като един добър дечко си пия млякото с какaо преди лягане ^_^

26 коментара · Sep 23 2014, 23:24 · Сподели

dilana

Дай ми сили да изкарам още 1 ден.... чаках я 30 мин, за да се помолила в църквата #fml

11 коментара · Aug 31 2014, 21:45 · Сподели

dilana

"Нямаше синя Каменица за това ти донесох такава" и гледам ми дава синя Каменица :д #fml

Коментирай · Aug 31 2014, 14:11 · Сподели

dilana

Толкова е тъпа, че не може да си вземе кафе от вендинг машина сама без чужда помощ. #fml

2 коментара · Aug 31 2014, 13:10 · Сподели

bgdn

DALEK - хранилка за катерици и птици #FML

http://www.zoomania.org/dalek-станала-хранилка-за-катерици-и-птици/

2 коментара · Aug 27 2014, 01:02 · Сподели

nemesys

преди малко настъпих едно такова и сега си пощя големия пръст #FML

19 коментара · Aug 07 2014, 20:31 · Сподели

blacksnoopy

Да или не?

28 коментара · Jun 17 2014, 11:24 · Сподели

nemesys

Не стига че се прeчуках на едно кръстовище с байка ама ме пра и якия дъжд после #fml

Коментирай · Apr 29 2014, 18:38 · Сподели

nemesys

нямам аватар, но по лошото е че ме мързи да си намеря и сложа #fml

1 коментар · Apr 22 2014, 21:33 · Сподели

mudisoft

дайте ми duct tape, WD-40 и свински опашки и мога да ремонтирам всичко!

6 коментара · Apr 14 2014, 02:05 · Сподели

coolpuppy

Да си забравиш телефона скрит зад манекен в магазин за дрехи не е особено обичайно, също както и да се сетиш, че си го оставил там.. #fml

2 коментара · Aug 14 2013, 21:09 · Сподели

disappointed

Не мож ни откъсна от Интернед! #fml

2 коментара · May 08 2013, 22:24 · Сподели

mitternacht

Два пъти вече ме питат дали съм женен, заради пръстена... fml

1 коментар · May 04 2013, 22:52 · Сподели

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