LiliyaDianova
american punishment: "you're grounded. give me your phone" chinese punishment: "you're grounded. give me your chopsticks. here's a fork"
aviatrix
Vint Cerf once said that the internet is just a mirror of the population and spam is a side effect of a free service.
alish
...selfrespect is overrated.
hurmaqny
And Dr. Dre said... Nothing, you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement!