hurmaqny
No, I am not going to school today.
mitternacht
Today, I woke up to realize that the guy who took my virginity last night also took my flat screen TV. FML АХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХАХА ЯЯЯКООО!!!
mitternacht
Today, it was the first time my boyfriend had seen me naked. He grabs my breasts and then begins to sing "I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts."He is 22.FML хъхъ
bobi2801
today my LOVE'S comin' back.... yeeeii!
blacksnoopy
I'm so happy. Cause today I found my friends.
They're in my head. I'm so ugly. But that's ok.
fouksf
And today is the day ... с трите контролни и изпитването на Ботев... Ботев сам по себе си е пич...ноо не и хората, които изпитват на него.
notexist
Today is your lucky day! бееее! юхууу...
bgdn
I found a million dollars on the street today. I am not ready for them.
Rx-Ende
There's something wrong with the world today, I don't know what it is *music*
wbgenetic
Miss my baby girl .. Work started late today ... Nope I was on time lol