Търсене на постове: #ugh
bgdn
"If you can’t explain it simply, you don’t understand it well enough" Albert Einstein
hurmaqny
- Харесваш ли се? - Не. - Много ли не се харесваш? - Мхм. - Не плачи, ще си размажеш грима. |He's right, though.
belushka20
@Bobdweller - I think I had enough internet for today.
bgdn
"Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray." Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer
SaTaSi
Охх пих хапче за кръвното и почна да ми се повръща ... 
160/100 за мен е доста зле ...
160/100 за мен е доста зле ... 
_e7
"instructions were not clear enough, got my dick caught in a ceiling fan" 
_e7
My girl caught me blowing my dick with the air dryer, and asked what I was doing? Apparently "heating your dinner" wasn't a good answer.
bgdn
"Every pro liar has caught a 50 kg fish with his bare hands, has a 50 cm dick and has 150 years of IT experience."
joronedelchev
Надеждата е по-зареждащо чувство и от любовта. Всъщност, любовта не е нищо повече от вид надежда. #mondaythoughts