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Продавал един дядо дини на пазара. Под дините - надпис "една диня за 3 лв., три дни за 10 лв."
Aug 01 2015, 12:37Приближил се един мъж и купил една диня за 3 лв., после купил още една диня за 3 лв. и после още една за 3 лв. Засмял се и казал на дядото:
- Не умееш да търгуваш, дядо ! Ето аз купих три дини за 9, а не за 10 лв.
Дядото погледнал след него и казал:
- Така е всеки път, купуват не една, а три дини и после мен учат на търговия!"
това по-скоро е валидно за поста ми от снощи с рибните пръсти (fish fingers)
Aug 01 2015, 12:38това е поста ти с рибните пръсти (fish fingers)
Aug 01 2015, 12:40sorry гледм от телефона... хахахаха
Aug 01 2015, 12:48"хахахахаха " изглежда като сериозна заплаха
Aug 01 2015, 12:50