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Първи училищен ден в едно средно училище в САЩ. Учителката представя нов ученик
Aug 31 2015, 16:35– Такиро Сузуки от Япония.
Часът почва и тя казва:
– Сега ще видим дали познавате историята. Кой е казал “свобода или смърт”?
Никой не знае, но Сузуки вдига ръка:
– Патрик Хенри, Филаделфия, 1775 г.
– Много добре, Сузуки.
А кой е казал “Държавата е народът и като такъв никога не може да умре”?
Сузуки става:
– Ейбрахам Линкълн, Вашингтон, 1863 г.
Учителката поглежда другите деца и им казва:
– Засрамете се, деца! Сузуки е японец, а знае по-добре от вас американската история.
Тих глас от последните чинове:
– Да им го начукам на японците!
– Кой каза това? – изкрещява учителката.
Сузуки вдига ръка:
– Генерал Макартър, Пърл Харбър, 1941 г. и Ли Якока на събранието
на акционерите в Крайслер, Детройт, 1982 г.
Учениците стоят в пълна тишина, когато пак някой се обажда:
– Да go духаш!
Учителката, извън кожата си:
– Стига вече! Кой беше това?
Сузуки:
– Бил Клинтън на Моника Люински, Белия дом, 1997 г.
Някой друг извиква:
– Сузуки е лайно!
Сузуки веднага отвръща:
– Валентино Роси, мото-състезанието Гран-При в Рио де Жанейро, Бразилия, 2002 г.
Всички изпадат в истерия, учителката припада, а на вратата се появява директора:
– Да го ‘еба! Никога не съм виждал такъв хаос.
Сузуки е готов:
-Министърът на финансите Пламен Орешарски, за положението в България,2008 година.
Хаха, good one indeed!
Aug 31 2015, 16:39