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Искаш да кажеш, че жените са като азбуката - повечето са съгласни? Щото азбуката не е само от съгласни ;р
May 24 2015, 21:05съгласен съм с теб
May 24 2015, 21:07сетих се за този виц
May 24 2015, 23:29Час о български език. Учителката казава:
May 24 2015, 23:29-Деца, кой ще ми каже три гласни букви?
Иванчо вдига ръка. Тя:
-Кажи Иванчо.
Иванчо започва да изброява буквите:
-Дъ, Тъ И Бъ...
Учителката му казва:
-Я ми кажи още три?
Иванчо:
-В, Гъ, Зъ...
Учителката го пита пак:
-Иванчо, я ми кажи една СЪГЛАСНА сега? "
Иванчо се усмихва дяволито:
-Марийка...
Учителката го погледнала учудено....
-Че Марийка съгласна ли е бе Иванчо?
Марийка се повдигнала от първият чин...
-Съгласна съм госпожо, съгласна съм....
д, т, б, в, г, з - все съгласни, гласни - а, ъ, о...
May 24 2015, 23:32