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nasko

programmer or serial killer ?

http://www.malevole.com/mv/misc/killerquiz/

Коментирай · Dec 29 2008, 17:32 · Сподели

nasko

No programming technique solves all problems.No programming language produces only correct results.No programmer should start each project from scratch.

Коментирай · Dec 15 2008, 23:13 · Сподели

madmaster

Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up? Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

Коментирай · Dec 12 2008, 14:49 · Сподели

NetCutter

Happy Programmer’s Day на всички, които се занимават с програмиране

Коментирай · Sep 12 2008, 17:36 · Сподели

nasko

There is no programming language, no matter how structured, that will prevent programmers from writing bad programs.

Коментирай · Sep 04 2008, 21:30 · Сподели

nasko

@elle Между developer и programmer..Нареждам ти ги : 1.coder, 2.devleoper, 3.programmer (т.е. "programmer" е най-шит)

Коментирай · Aug 14 2008, 19:54 · Сподели

Soul4o

чудя се дали да се направя на дебил и да си взема фанелка, на която пише "PHP - Pretty Hot Programmer" или "I'm With Stupid ->"

Коментирай · May 15 2008, 11:50 · Сподели

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