stankoff
If It Runs For More Than 4 Hours Call Your Doctor
Miraculous
W chas po informatika.. otnowo bez phonetic. xD
acnapyx
Optimizing system for kernel panic...
alish
...thank you for giving me your best friend's phone number. thank you for understanding that me and your sister are just... good friends!
alish
thank you for paying for my cold beer.thank you for being you and the baby.thank you for understanding why i was so late last night...
aviatrix
Would you lie with me and just forget the world?
t0m3kk
пускам си да гледам V for Vendetta и т'фа е ;]
joronedelchev
Anonymous rude comments are the coolest way to anonymously tell the world you don’t think you are very important. - Kelly Oxford (via elenko)
axeny
If you buy a ticket on Monday you are a hundred times more likely to die before the draw is held on wednesday, than win the Jackpot.
aviatrix
people are irrational , they will do dumb shit for no particular reason