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vurnun

Иванчо на село.Отива при баба си и вика: – Бабооо,бика н**ба кравата! – Не се говори така,Иванчо!Кажи,че бика е изненадал кравата. Връща се малкия след ма.....

http://zasmeise.com/statia/1676/Vancho-Vanchoo.html

Коментирай · Oct 24 2012, 11:58 · Сподели

vurnun

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http://zasmeise.com/statia/1664/Ne-me-prekusv...21%21.html

Коментирай · Oct 24 2012, 11:57 · Сподели

vurnun

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Няма такова тяло ---> | http://zasmeise.com/statia/1156/Kakvo-tialo-samo.html |

Коментирай · Oct 23 2011, 21:40 · Сподели

vurnun

Як виц ---> Един "отворен" тинейджър си купува презерватив: - Ще вечерям в дома на приятелката ми - оправдава се пред аптекаря - и никога не се знае ....

http://zasmeise.com/statia/1161/Ne-se-znae-znae-l...html

Коментирай · Oct 21 2011, 22:11 · Сподели

vurnun

Недостижима цел (това и още много смях ще намерите на Zasmeise.com)

Коментирай · Oct 21 2011, 13:48 · Сподели

vurnun

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http://zasmeise.com/statia/940/Ne-bezpokoi.html

Коментирай · Apr 23 2011, 12:13 · Сподели

vurnun

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http://zasmeise.com/statia/888/Vuv-suda.html Засмей се с: Във съда

Коментирай · Apr 06 2011, 13:13 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
http://zasmeise.com/statia/881/Na-izpit.html На изпит

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 21:32 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
http://zasmeise.com/statia/880/Bulgarska-rech.html Засмей се с: Българска реч

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 21:31 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
Засмей се с: Феновете Смяххх http://zasmeise.com/statia/871/Fenovete.html

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 18:24 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
Засмей се с: Още едно моля http://zasmeise.com/statia/876/Oshte-edno-molia.html

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 18:22 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
http://zasmeise.com/statia/875/Smeshna-kupa.html Засмей се с: Смешна купа

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 15:56 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
Засмей се с: Тате ще се женя http://zasmeise.com/statia/874/Tate-shte-se-zhenia.html

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 15:56 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
http://zasmeise.com/show/66/Smeshni.html Засмей се с: Обвиняем

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 09:41 · Сподели

vurnun

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
http://zasmeise.com/statia/869/Mai-preiadoh.html Засмей се с: Май преядох

Коментирай · Apr 04 2011, 09:40 · Сподели

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