yordanoff

yordanoff

Някой занимавал се с Google Maps да доразцъка едно проектче?

3 коментара · Mar 03 2011, 14:48 · Сподели

yordanoff

Има един сайт, който е само с обложки на филми, като обложките са URL-и към торенти

Някаква идея за какво говоря?

3 коментара · Mar 02 2011, 23:54 · Сподели

yordanoff

Гърците открили секса. Римляните го осъвършенствали като включили и жената в него.

4 коментара · Feb 28 2011, 20:25 · Сподели

yordanoff

Движението по всички столични тротоари и подлези е затрудено заради щандовете, заложени от дистрибутори на Баба Марта.

Коментирай · Feb 28 2011, 13:29 · Сподели

yordanoff

Цял ден се занимавам с тая овца! Но този път я рисувах и векторизирах де.

Коментирай · Feb 18 2011, 00:02 · Сподели

yordanoff

Не е истина autoreplay функцията, колко многократни и брутални изнасилвания спестява на Play бутона.

1 коментар · Feb 17 2011, 21:21 · Сподели

yordanoff

Това е след като въпросният гос'ин отказва да излезе за по едно пиене от месеци насам. Въпросът от пост №7 гласи "Кога ще ходим на нощно мъжко запиване?" хаха

http://cl.ly/392x18472b3a3d202d3B

Коментирай · Feb 14 2011, 23:21 · Сподели

mitternacht

ахъхъхъ

Коментирай · Feb 14 2011, 18:29 · Сподели

Споделено от Domsdey и 2 други

yordanoff

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
Разбира се, YouTube също могат да помислят по въпроса с логото за 14-ти. http://cl.ly/1s2X1l1M000S45262d1T

Коментирай · Feb 14 2011, 18:29 · Сподели

yordanoff

Deprecated: preg_replace(): The /e modifier is deprecated, use preg_replace_callback instead in /var/www/html/system/classes/class_post.php on line 382
Ето как би могъл да изглежда Google на 14.02: http://bit.ly/ghd4oH / Inspired by @gminchev http://bit.ly/ePzEdA

Коментирай · Feb 14 2011, 17:57 · Сподели

yordanoff

А шофирането в нощна София е доста, хм, релаксиращо.

Коментирай · Feb 13 2011, 05:19 · Сподели

yordanoff

Camp Sessions Birthday @ Yalta р а з ц е п и!

Коментирай · Feb 13 2011, 05:19 · Сподели

LiliyaDianova

Две неща в живота не прощават грешки - Жените и Тетрис-а на 9-та скорост

2 коментара · Feb 11 2011, 22:25 · Сподели

Споделено от veidar45 и 3 други

_Rainbow_

грубо хаха

2 коментара · Feb 09 2011, 02:21 · Сподели

Споделено от yordanoff

ZzZaPyr

Скъпи, подай ми сешоара

аьахха

2 коментара · Feb 08 2011, 22:25 · Сподели

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