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harlequin

Bullshitting an assignment so hard you start to believe the shit you write.

Коментирай · Jan 20 2015, 21:27 · Сподели

harlequin

тва... сарказъм ли е, или? Goodreads понякога има уникално чувство за хумор ¬_¬

2 коментара · Jan 09 2015, 02:24 · Сподели

mitternacht

Parov Stelar - Shine

Коментирай · Dec 27 2014, 00:03 · Сподели

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harlequin

gotta love snapchat.

Коментирай · Dec 26 2014, 18:10 · Сподели

mitternacht

Nina Simone - Feeling good

Коментирай · Dec 24 2014, 00:05 · Сподели

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harlequin

I just wanna do cute things with you like crush the patriarchy, fight for gender equality and help to destroy racism.

Коментирай · Dec 21 2014, 12:27 · Сподели

harlequin

spoiler alert: adulthood is 96% of you going “well, I hope this is how it works and I'll keep doing it till someone yells at me”

1 коментар · Dec 21 2014, 00:02 · Сподели

harlequin

college life, или как да напишеш есе за 2 часа, което после да предадеш 24 секунди преди крайния срок. nailed it.

Коментирай · Dec 16 2014, 10:18 · Сподели

harlequin

"I wanna kiss you. But if I do then I might miss you, babe." - pretty much.

Коментирай · Nov 24 2014, 09:43 · Сподели

harlequin

"хляб и(ли) зрелища?", си мисля аз, докато давам последните си пари за театрални постановки. nice one, ханъм.

7 коментара · Nov 16 2014, 15:45 · Сподели

harlequin

профилактично обаждане от мамето: "Какво обядва? - Чипс. - Ще ти пратя колетче с храна." Един ден да го ударя на мързел и ще реши, че съм забравила да готвя...

3 коментара · Nov 15 2014, 15:56 · Сподели

harlequin

pretty much.

Коментирай · Nov 12 2014, 21:07 · Сподели

harlequin

любопитството изяде котката и сега котката седи на светнати лампи, 'щото предната вечер четири часа и половина гледа хорър филми. идЕотка.

2 коментара · Nov 09 2014, 23:23 · Сподели

harlequin

I shit you not: на една от лекциите присъства пич с басов глас, който би звучал секси дори докато чете рекламите на Пикадили.

Коментирай · Oct 26 2014, 18:11 · Сподели

harlequin

there's a special place in hell for people who stand in your way and slow you down on public transport ¬_¬ #music

Коментирай · Oct 22 2014, 09:27 · Сподели

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