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harlequin

'начи, кеф ми е да съм "възрастен", освен когато трябва да А) се занимавам с институции и Б) пера. В 80% от времето си А) се занимавам с институции и Б) пера.

Коментирай · Oct 18 2014, 13:13 · Сподели

harlequin

готвя си аз, пък под прозореца ми съседа дрънка мелодично на кухарка, седнал на пейките до блока... готЯно ми е някакво (:

2 коментара · Oct 14 2014, 21:56 · Сподели

harlequin

и както казаха Павел и Митко: наParovихме се! (: мускулна треска от танцуване, пресипнал от викане глас и шишето вода на Cleo Panther - ползотворен концерт! ^^

Коментирай · Oct 05 2014, 14:39 · Сподели

tsonchev

Честит рожден ден на @harlequin

4 коментара · Sep 25 2014, 02:41 · Сподели

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harlequin

"Забрави собствения си рожден ден, защото си оФца" - a novel by me.

2 коментара · Sep 24 2014, 01:59 · Сподели

harlequin

I'm not in the business of denying myself simple pleasures.

2 коментара · Sep 22 2014, 18:46 · Сподели

harlequin

“Sugar Honey Iced Tea!”, or the way to use the word 'shit' in an animated children's movie about talking animals. Epic.

Коментирай · Sep 10 2014, 16:39 · Сподели

harlequin

If there's a reason for me to wake up at 6:30 on a Saturday morning, it's lost on me.

1 коментар · Aug 30 2014, 06:46 · Сподели

harlequin

does coffee make you smarter or does it just make you do dumb stuff faster? o.O

6 коментара · Aug 25 2014, 15:11 · Сподели

harlequin

miss you terribly already. #music

Коментирай · Aug 11 2014, 14:32 · Сподели

harlequin

my ex's current girlfriend sent me a friend request, dafuq?!

Коментирай · Aug 03 2014, 21:58 · Сподели

harlequin

Zombies: the only men that will love you for your brain.

Коментирай · Jul 28 2014, 23:19 · Сподели

harlequin

Лошо е, когато цитатите са като извадка от живота ти.

Коментирай · Jul 19 2014, 22:25 · Сподели

harlequin

plot twist: I cut my hair short cause I needed to take my father's place in war and the Chinese army won't accept women.

4 коментара · Jul 18 2014, 16:48 · Сподели

harlequin

хепи съм. приета първо желание при първо класиране... хепи съм! (:

5 коментара · Jul 18 2014, 00:28 · Сподели

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